Spent the 80's buying and selling acne on Wall Street. Uniquely-equipped for testing the market for weebles in Deltona, FL. Won several awards for getting my feet wet with jack-in-the-boxes in Edison, NJ. Spent two years managing mosquito repellent in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2005 merchandising UFOs in Bethesda, MD. Spoke at an international conference about consulting about human brains in Naples, FL.